Jeremy Stark
italiham:

i’m listening

italiham:

i’m listening

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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poetrypendragon:

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

YES

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

ben-c:

12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name

ben-c:

12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name

paxamgays:

2014 is really great

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.